My friend P is so lost. She's sooo socially inappropriate... Gawd, I love her!

She told me she went to Church the other day and didn't really know anyone there. There were two well-behaved chicks that beckoned her over to talk. Apparently, it got really awkward and no one was talking... so she decided to break the ice.

*silence*

P: So guys, have you seen that new movie "Water"?

Church girls: Um, no.

*More awkward pause*

P: Okay, I watched it last night. Well, a little girl gets raped in it.

*More awkward pause*

P: So... just heads up. Don't go watch it.

LOL, she sucks at making first impressions. I remember she asked if I believed in aliens the first time I met her, if I didn't I'm not allowed to talk to her. Oh yeah, and P is bi - her mum's in denial right now.