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25 February, 2007 - 8:01am — Anonymous

If I was not born gay, maybe - I would.
I'd find myself a lovely girl to date.
I'd go to church like every good man should
and scoff at everyone who isn't straight.
I'd blame those faggots for the curse of AIDS -
I'd plant my crops by sowing poison seeds.
I'd only drink those yellow lemonades -
the pink kinds are for fags and girlie deeds.
I'd beat up local queers all late at night
at closing time when they come prancing by.
My life would be so perfect -- living right.
But for the grace of God, there not -- go I.
If I was not born gay I would select
to still be gay and not some straight - "defect."

By - Me !

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25 February, 2007 - 8:07am — Toph
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Oh, I really like it! BRAVO!

Oh, I really like it! BRAVO! Oh, it's so good! You should submitt it to the GLM project!

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD

25 February, 2007 - 8:54am — Bryon D. Howell (not verified)
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Thank you ..

for the kind words.

GLM Project?

-Bryon

25 February, 2007 - 8:59am — Toph
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Oh, you're welcome.

Oh, you're welcome.

GLM=Gay Like Me
We're all doing submissions like poetry, stories, and art that reflects what life as queer can be like. The good and the bad. For kids who need to relate. Pat is the great guy who will be putting the book together and stuff. We're hoping this will pull through. He's already written a book Orphan's Quest and it was published and all. Anyway, deadline is the 26th. I really think this poem would be a good one to submit. It's all like, "Yeah, being straight is so easy and I feel all powerful, but heck, I'd rather be gay than an ass!" At least that's how I interpreted it.

At the top, click on forum. The ClubHouse has all the info.

~May the spirits guide your every move...to assure you please her in all the right places XD